Q: What the hell.
A: How is this a question? I don't even see a questionmark. You must be insane.

Q: Who the hell are you?
A: Who the hell are you? Look at the top, dummy, my name is André Babyn. If you want more information I suggest you hire a private eye.

Q: Is the Secret Agent wearing some sort of SARS mask?
A: No. That was a ridiculous question. Have you ever seen James Bond wear a mask? Or even a condom? Secret agents don't need protection, from anything or anyone. Case closed. Those are his teeth.

Q: Are you watching me?
A: Yes. Stop picking your nose.

Q: Where do you get your ideas?
A: Same place you get yours. My head.... I'm not sure how you're stealing my ideas but I know that you're doing it, asshole. If only I had proof.

Q: This didn't answer any of my questions. You aren't very good at making F.A.Q's, are you?
A: No, I'm not, so if you have a question that I haven't answered send it to me and maybe I'll answer it once I'm done laughing. What the hell am I talking about? I have no choice because I won't be doing anything else but searching for pictures of Snoopy. *sob*